Olympic spot

Some Olympic humour for Funny Friday (including a couple of reposts, but hey, it's every 4 years . . .)

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A reporter in the Olympic village meets a man carrying a 3 metre-long metal stick and asks, “Are you a pole vaulter?” “No,” says the man, “I am German. But how did you know my name is Walter?

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An American, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympics but they haven't got tickets. The American picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "Jones, America" he says, "Discus", and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of pipe from nearby building works and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks. The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing."

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I said to the wife last night as we were getting into bed, “That box of Olympic condoms arrived today. I think I’ll wear gold tonight.”

She said, “Why don’t you wear silver and come second for once?”

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