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From Graham:
The last few weeks have seen many mergers, and anticipating them could mean excellent market gains. Here are some likely mergers to expect in the future.
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker
3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMM-Good
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:ZipAudiDoDa
FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants
Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera
John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
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From Graham:
its great.
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