RATE MY PLATE

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Rate My Plate has been featured in Bytes previously but not of late, so let’s do an update (end of annoying rhymes).

It is a site where people post pics of what they prepared or bought and others relate (sorry) what they think.

Click on the link to visit:

https://www.facebook.com/RateMyPlateNow/

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Sunday Roast by Shelly M

That looks really awesome and delicious. It's making my mouth water.

Absolutely beautiful, couldn't be any better perfect.

I’d like some green veg with mine , but looks great

Lovely roast potatoes, just how I like them

Not on a plate so can’t rate it 😝

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£9 unless you sit in and it's £11 by Greig D

Very appropriate that the sides of the container resemble a radiator, when that looks like the cooking method of choice for most of this abomination.

I couldn't justify the £2 extra to sit in and eat this!

Having said that, I definitely couldn't justify £9 for that in the first place, so doesn't matter about the £2 now anyway

£2 more to sit in and eat this? I would just pay the £2 to sit in and let them keep the breakfast

Let me get this straight,

if you sit in your cell, it’s £11?

Even the toast is trying to abandon it

My 1 year old son can cook a better breakfast than that in his toy kitchen 🍳 and I think I'd rather eat his plastic food than that 🤮

This is probably one of the saddest breakfasts i have ever seen Marcus

Sit in where ? The bin ??

What hospital are you in

you have easy access to the toilet - since you'll like need it after eating that undercooked sausage...

Buy 6 eggs - £1.50: packet bacon - £1.50: sausages - £2.50: tin beans -£1: black pudding £1.: loaf bread - £1.: Total cost £8.50. Then you’ve got enough for 6 days breakfasts.

I’m not sure what the thing in the top left is, so I’ve left it off.

For £9 they could have at least cooked the sausage!

How much if I want to sit in AND have it cooked as well?

Is this a prison meal?

Why are the beans so dry? Did they drain the sauce?

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Potatoes with Pork Leek & Spice Sausage, Pancetta & a Fried Egg by John W

Now I have to say, that has to be one of the best pics on here

Looks like a lovely winter comfort meal

I cannot stand eggs of any type so I review assuming that I can carefully lift it off (making sure that I left no egg juice behind) and dispose of it safely. The rest - I'd scoff the lot and ask for seconds

Chuck it over here I will even wash up afterwards ha ha 🤣😉

Would've like some mushrooms, but good job

Fried egg looks delicious 😋 I prefer x2. Not big leek fan but little ok in sausage filling. 9/10.

Now that’s a great plate. I would only want 1 sausage and half the potatoes, but yummy looking.👏👏

I’m not normally a fried egg person but that looks like a belting plate of grub 👍🏻

I think that looks great. Simple food, done well.

That's a lot of hassle for sausage, egg and chips...

I give you 9 for the sausages & 3 for the rest.

Looks great apart from the hedge trimmings on the egg

Look's real tasty , and not a baked bean in sight , enjoy I know I would !

Looks a bit much, where’s the chips

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I’ve made myself a fresh batch of Chicken Feet & Chicken Sweetbreads Stew in a delicate Honey-Chilli-Garlic Combo Sauce Alba R

The table would be more appetizing than whatever that is…

For once in my life I envy the blind.

Chickens feet belong on a chicken! 😂

Delicate was a good idea, you wouldn't want the sauce to overpower the taste of feet

That reminds me - I need to book a pedicure

There is not one single thing about that that is delicate!

I love chicken feet. I would willingly eat that

I'd rather eat my own feet

What's for dessert, a pigs ear?🤨

Naaah, my best guess is that for dessert it's gonna be the pigs ding-dong. 😆

My dog just saw that and vomited.

No different between feet or wings is there? Still looks gross tho

I can smell the garlic from here!

I’d rather eat that plastic Gruffalo

I can't unsee this now. I may not sleep again. Ever

Even the Gruffalo is not impressed with it.

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Made this Concoction Yesterday by Harrison S

The prison called. They want their ramen recipe back.

Is it comic relief day in the master chef kitchen again??

Last time I saw a carrot that dry it was under your momma’s mattress!

You can’t mix ramen and brownies

I’m interested in the photo itself, do you have a special setting on the camera to make it look like this?

I am sure its very nourishing but then so is being fed by a drip….i would opt for the drip💉

What did you find in the other bins?

You seem to have accidentally cut off the sole of your shoe and put it in your dinner 😬

Where did you cook that beef? Chernobyl?

Did you excavate this from a prehistoric dig site?

If you had used those ingredients to make a beef chow mein or something I would have a little respect for it but otherwise what in the hell is a raw carrot doing on that and why the huge lumps of beef 🤣

This isn't a meal, it's a crime scene

The All Purpose cleaner next to it probably tastes better. Or is it to clean up the vomit?

Ah the culinary skill involved is astounding, preparation, the blending of ingredients, the vision to put it all together. I applaud your brilliance, I'm let in awe! 😢it's driven me to tears.

Just thought you'd like to know, rationing ended in 1954, it's okay, you can purchase other foodstuffs. Go on. It's okay. Enjoy yourself.

I've worked in a few countries and eaten some very strange looking dishes but I must say you win.🤮

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Homemade Slow Cooked Beef Short Rib Pie with Creamy Mash & Gravy by Olivia O

Love the vegetables and savoury food you have applied to this delicious dish of gravy 😂👍🤪

Tad more gravy needed.

Should’ve given us a cross section of the short rib. Abysmal presentation and overly swamped in gravy. Better veg could also have been done. Crap plate. It’s a mixed bag this. 5.5/10

My worst nightmare all that gravy

Needs more gravy

I like a bit of veg and pie with my gravy

Dam that looks so good big thick slice fresh bread with a massive slab of real butter that is what heaven looks like right there…🙌

Sorry where is the beef? Short rib eye? I think you basically mean steak pie right? I do like my gravy but this is too much 😂😂

Tbh Olivia... I'm a bit disappointed you didn't have a glass of gravy to wash it down 🤔

Not sure if I need cutlery or a snorkel for that

Gravy looks like fence paint! If you slow-cooked the beef, didn't you make gravy from the juices? I do.

Why is the pie upside down? Is it hiding from the shame you brought by putting short rib in it?

Does gravy leave a stain in your bucket after you've washed it?

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Homemade Lasagna with a few Buttered Potatoes by Mark M

Since when does lasagna need potatoes as a side? Lasagna is a whole dish. Also why the random tomato slice cooked into the top layer? Why do anglos always insist on blasphemy against Italian cuisine

Lasagna looks great but with the very odd addition of potatoes.

What's for dessert, lemon posset and corn on-the-cob ?

Looks yummy to me, you mix together whatever foods you like! The world is a better place with variety in it

No one has spuds with a lasagne. Mild punishment is definitely needed.

Chips or wedges with lasagne 👨‍🍳

Looks lovely and I can’t understand the comments about the potatoes. We love them with lasagna, sometimes a jacket potato and sometimes potato salad with a salad

Delicious 🤤

So many carbs? Are you going to run a marathon?

Is that garlic bread as well as pasta and potatoes

Carb overload

Needs more carbs