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Continuing
extracts from the Facebook site Ugly Belgian Houses, photographed and posted by
Belgian architect Hannes Coudenys, who has made it his mission to document architectural
fails. To read his reasons and story,
click on:
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Gallery (with Hannes
Coudenys’ titles and selected reader comments) from:
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Safehouse
Reader comments:
Looks like a
built-in bus stop
Hopefully the
mask will protect it against homesickness.
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Please restart
Windows
Explanation-
window tax? Divorce half way through build? Hoping for early legacy? Lost
7/9ths on a bet?
All in all it's
just another brick in the wall
Waiting for a
few ambitious contractors to start playing Tic Tac Toe here
Daylight is
overrated anyway
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When the battle between
the left wing and the right wing got ugly.
Stuck in the
middle with you.
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My house is your
Picasso
Tell the truth -
someone's just hoping hoping to get a Banksy on it and make a fortune!
When the
architect did the drawings in Word.
Fantastic Art
Wall, get your spraycans
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The roof, the
roof, the roof has expired
That crooked
window is what is bothering me the most.
In the UK we
have listed buildings....this looks like a listing building
Looks like an
optical illusion indeed! Is it?
I never knew
Picasso designed houses..😳
This makes me
dizzy.
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Exsqueeze me
Clients asked
architect to design a home that would match their mailbox. Well done!
They need to be
careful with strong winds from the sides
For narrow
minded people?
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Not everyone
takes quarantine equally serious
It’s like 2
pictures added together
I see a red roof
and I want to paint it black...
Dr Jekyll and Mr
Hyde
Image may
contain: house and outdoor, text that says 'Loading.. 50%'
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I should stay
inside
I love the
‘eyelashes’ on the tower windows... 😄
3 garages on the
first floor, nice!
They have it
also in lego !
Cinderella's
retirement home?
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The architect
had a vision (problem)
I think the
architect made a spectacle of himself there
Darth Vader
Windshield
wipers were optional?
That entrance
looks like a pressgang for cattle and a door on either side. Please explain.
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You have to stay
inside but you don't have to throw away your door
When I said skip
through the door...that's not what I meant
And use the
garbage for social distancing the postman
Somewhat cubist,
phallic mailbox.
There's a secret
entrance through the container.
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By Frank Lloyd
Wrong
The statue...
The mailbox... It's almost art !
It's like a
nuclear bunker they forgot to bury. And just out of interest, is this the front
or the back door? It seems more like a fire exit in any case...
Not everybody's great at origami.
That round
window in the font door as contrast to the diagonal shapes finishes it..
He had the
plans... but one page was missing
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The statue of
misery
Amazing. I
admire his/her nerve though: Someone who unapologetically knows what he/she
likes.
Pompeii is
demolished by a vulcan. Atlantis by a flood. The Acropolis in Athens by the
British. Why, oh, why is this still preserved.
Chrishhht on a
bike! Think I've spotted the Venus of Misere!
Stop.... please
stop.... and tell me it was all something you made in photoshop....
At.least this
was an attempt to beautify the neighbourhood.
Horrible but
someone's pride and joy. You have to admit it's well looked after
Crazy that there
are sidewalks next to this archaeological heritage.
This house is
clearly not finished yet....Must... Add... More...
It'll be nice
when it's finished...sorry....I mean demolished.
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Split
personality
Interesting how
the house on the left is just slightly off in everything.
with an
arch-emperor as divider
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Jesus Christ
Everything can
be a grotto if you're brave enough.
Something to
frighten small children with.
I love how
ridiculous it is the owner still leaved a neo-classical part between the garage
and the Virgin Mary.
Where is it? I
feel an urge for a pilgrimage
Not Jesus
Christ, but Saint Mary - of - the - Garage.
In the name of
the garage
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Four Stogi oh no
This gives a
whole new meaning to "colour coordinated".
If this house
would only be able to say 3 words... It would be: "please kill me"
The only saving
grace is that the bottom left hand window appears to have teeth...
The house would
look a lot better with the walls painted in the national tricolor.
My eyes hurt
Omg patchwork
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Go home house,
you’re drunk
Never judge a
book by it's cover...
That will happen
a lot more in the future if we don't act now! Global warming is real! Even
houses start melting!
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When your house
is a penis but you’re not allowed to show it
Nope, this is
the penis house . . .
When zombies
will invade the world these guys will be the only survivors, and you will be
sorry you laughed.
It's a police
safe house. On a disclosed location:
The ultimate
minimalism:
No door, no
windows, no roof.
You better not
show this to Mr. Trump.
Far better than
the ones on the left and the right.
Love it
I like it,
whatever it is
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Reminds me of
'The Scream' by Edvard Munch and that's exactly what I'm doing.
Come on! It's
Halloween! Next week it will be back to normal.
Reminds more of
Greta Thunberg
Houses that look
like Hitler
It looks like
one of the Transformers...
Is this house
Hitler or Chaplin cartoon?
It's actually
Elephant Man
Guernica.
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I was going to make the last instalment of Ugly Belgian Houses but there are still so many on the site that are such face-palmers that there will be some more in the future.
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