There’s something about these 2 sentence horror stories that makes you want to read more, even though they’re macabre and horrible. Much like rubber-necking as one drives past a motor vehicle accident.
Some of the ones below might be regarded as sick, but then
you should see the ones I didn’t include.
Some of them also remind me of episodes of The Twilight Zone.
One other thought . . . Perhaps in the context of what the world is going through at the moment, these stories may not be as horrible as the reality we are now daily experiencing.
Enjoy.
Or not.
One other thought . . . Perhaps in the context of what the world is going through at the moment, these stories may not be as horrible as the reality we are now daily experiencing.
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She wondered why
she was casting two shadows.
After all, there
was only a single lightbulb.
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Growing up with
cats and dogs, I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door while I slept.
Now that I live
alone, it is much more unsettling.
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I just saw my
reflection blink.
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Working the
night shift alone tonight.
There is a face
in the cellar staring at the security camera.
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I awoke to the
sound of the baby monitor crackling with a voice comforting my firstborn child.
As I adjusted to
a new position, my arm brushed against my wife, sleeping next to me.
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There’s nothing
like the laughter of a baby.
Unless it’s 1
a.m. and you’re home alone.
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They celebrated
the first successful cryogenic freezing.
He had no way of
letting them know he was still conscious.
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Nurse’s Note:
Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth.
Silent, always
smiling.
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“We found your
daughter,” the officer said as he drew an X on the map…
…and then he
drew another, and another, and another, and another.
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They say a
shiver down your spine means that someone’s walking over your future burial
site.
As my husband
walks around outside gardening, the shivers won’t stop.
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I had a dream I
was being dragged to Hell, burning and writhing in agony.
I woke up with
the doctor standing over me saying “Whew, we’d lost you for a few minutes”.
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After the final
push, I didn’t know what was more frightening.
The fact that my
baby wasn’t screaming, or because the doctor was.
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All I ever
wanted was to be skinny like the models, so for my third wish, I told the genie
I wanted to lose 50 pounds.
Did you know
that one human leg weighs about 25lbs?
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That awkward
girl from high school turned out so smoking hot nobody recognized her.
She was only
identifiable by her dental records.
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I thought
telling the genie “I want to live forever” was the ultimate win.
But the universe
went dark 3 billion years ago, and I’m desperate for “forever” to get here.
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I was video
chatting and dropped my phone on the floor but as I picked it up, my husband’s
face changed.
He held his
hands to his lips as if saying to be quiet and, to my horror, he wrote: “There’s
a man under your bed.”
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I received a
call from my doctor, verifying that the lumps on my chest weren’t tumours.
They were eggs.
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