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A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab
some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of apple pie.
Just as he was about to eat them, three big hairy bikers
walked in.
The first biker grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took
a big bite from it.
The second biker picked up the trucker's coffee and downed
it in one gulp.
The third biker ate the trucker's apple pie.
The truck driver didn't do anything or say a word as all
this went on.
When they finished, he just paid the waitress and left.
The first biker said to the waitress, "He ain't much of
a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress
replied. "He's just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorbikes."
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MKessing with you, thiis is the truck from the Smoky and the Bandit film
This one truck driver would often amuse himself by running
over lawyers. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he
would swerve to hit him, enjoy the load, satisfying "THUMP" as he did
so, and then swerve back onto the road.
One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a
priest hitch-hiking. He thought he'd do a good turn so he pulled the truck over
and said to the priest, "Where're you going, Father?"
The priest answered, "I'm going to the church 3 miles
down the road."
"No problem, Father!" said the trucker, "I'll
give you a lift. Climb in."
So the priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck
driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking
down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But as he did so he
suddenly remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last
minute he swerved away, just missing the lawyer.
Even though he was sure he'd missed the lawyer, he still
heard a loud "THUD". Not knowing where the noise had come from, he
looked in his mirrors but when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest
and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."
"I know", said the priest. "Lucky I got him
with the door!"
Cover of the 1976 album “You’ve Never Been Trucked Like This
Before”, a collection of trucking songs, by radio personality John Laws
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