Airport pank:
In case you missed it, a story from
news.com at:
I have reprinted it
with pics bur removed a lot of paragraph breaks . . .
Australian couples’
awesome airport pranks
THIS couple has
found a unique way of greeting each other at the airport with embarrassing
signs, turning many heads in the process.
“IT’S so exciting
because we are nervous when we get off the plane as we don’t know how
embarrassed we might be.” Ain’t love
grand! While many find long-distance
relationships challenging, this Australian couple has found a unique way to
lighten things up, and we’re loving it.
Robyn Thomas and her
boyfriend Crin met in December last year and fell for each other very quickly.
While Robyn is located in Brisbane, Crin is in Melbourne, so they’ve been
spending most weekends flying over to see each other. Gruelling and expensive, yes. But worth every
penny, Robyn says. Especially when you get to greet your partner like this:
Yep, this is how
Robyn met Crin when he got off his flight on the weekend, with a huge sign
saying: “Even tho (sic) we’re cousins I still want to get married.” The sign also received quite a lot of
attention from shocked onlookers. “Strangers
looked at us very funny — it’s most awkward for the person holding the sign,”
Robyn told news.com.au. “With this sign, I had to turn around and whisper that
we weren’t actually cousins!”
And don’t worry, her
partner makes sure to return the favour.
“Crin does a sign for me every time I fly into Melbourne — so it’s very
even.”’’
“We had watched
American Pie the weekend before and I made him a greeting sign that said
‘Welcome home from band camp!’ and ever since then it has been a tradition,”
Robyn said.
Here are a few of
the other airport signs the lovebirds have greeted each other with:
• “Welcome home from
Thailand, I hope you enjoy your implants!”
• “Hope you enjoyed
school camp, Daddy missed you!”
• “I hope your anal
colonoscopy went well!’
• “Thank gosh you’re
back, your dad’s been a terrible substitute!”
• “You’re right, you
are bigger than your brother!”
And it appears there
will be many more airport prank signs in their future, with the couple planning
to embark on a round-the-world trip in a few months. “Totally wasn’t expected to fall head over
heals for my brother’s best mate — but the world works in mysterious ways,”
Robyn said of their relationship. “We both want the same things, to travel and
live life to the fullest. I had a round-the-world trip planned before we had
met to depart this year — and we were so crazy about each other that a week
into our relationship he decided to join me on a trip around the world. Next minute, flights were booked and his
passport was ordered and we were going around the world. People think we are
crazy but we figured there is no better way to get to know a person.”
Story: Kate
Schneider
My suggestions for
future signs:
“It’s okay, baby, it
WAS only a rash.”
“Darling, I’m not pregnant
so now you don’t need to leave."
“Robyn - So what if
you love Trump, I still love you.”
________________
Another famous
airport prank:
The story, as told
by the pranksters at:
Having six
hours to kill in any airport is murder. So we decided to liven it
up. Whilst waiting for our flight back to Sydney, we'd go and sit on the
balcony at Terminal 3 at Heathrow, directly under one of the speakers where the
roof is low for maximum acoustic effects. We put a digital tape recorder
in our bag with the microphone poking out of the top. We'd look for a
flight that had arrived in the last 40 minutes from somewhere where you'd
expect foreign names, then write a letter saying, "Pick up passenger
so and so, from flight etc, destination etc." That way, it looked
like the limo had been arranged in advance as the flight arrival details and
the motel name was written on the note. We wore an
ID-style badge that we'd received at a recent conference so that we'd looked
like limo drivers. One of us would ask airport administration to make an
announcement calling for our passenger and then the other did the second.
We'd pretend to be unable to pronounce it and then hand them the bit of paper
with the name written on it to administration.
Long winded,
but well worth it!
Looks Like
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Reads Like
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Arheddis
Varkenjaab and Aywellbe
Fayed
|
I hate this
fucking job, and I will be fired
|
Arhevbin Fayed
and Bybeiev Rhibodie
|
I've just been
fired, and bye-bye everybody
|
Aynayda Pizaqvick
and Malexa Kriest
|
I need a piss
quick, and my legs are crossed
|
Awul
Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda
Zheet
|
Oo-ah, that's
better and now I need a shit
|
Makollig
Jezvahted and
Levdaroum DeBahzted
|
My colleague just
farted, and left the room, the bastard
|
Steelaygot
Maowenbach and Tuka
Piziniztee
|
Still, I got my
own back and took a piss in his tea
|
An hour before
our flight left, the poms had finally caught on. About time. They
actually threatened to arrest us as apparently they'd actually had complaints!
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