Shitty Life Hacks. Part 1

A hack is any trick, shortcut, skill, or novelty method that increases productivity and efficiency, in all walks of life. The word is often combined with the word life so as to make life hack, being tips for making everyday life and its activities easier. There are many life hacks on YouTube.

There is a site called “shitty life pro tips” where people have offered amusing but impractical suggestions. This in turn has prompted others to come up with amusing life hacks.

Here are some, more in future Bytes.

(Actually, some seem quite good to me . . .)

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Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV

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Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You’re The Moon

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Spray Your Headphones With Some “Johnson’s No More Tangles” When They Are Tangled

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Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

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Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

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Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

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Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

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Magnify Your Phone’s Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water

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Don’t Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

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Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting

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Put Your New TV Box On Your Neighbor’s Side So You Won’t Get Robbed

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Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby’s Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You’re Too Tired

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Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip

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Tired Of Ironing Your Shirts? Get Fat And Watch Those Creases Vanish

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If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut

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Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack

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Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food

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Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discreetly

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Use Duct Tape And Fork When There’s No Spoon In The Office

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Use Your Hood As A Bowl For Popcorn