Funny Friday

I came across the following 15 tweets about husbands on a site called Bored Panda. You can access those tweets, and more, at:

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-married-life-tweets/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=Newsletter 

I have added a few more items about husbands and marriage to round it off.

Enjoy the post, enjoy the weekend.

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One man was from England, one from France and one from Canada. They got acquainted and started talking about their wives. The guy from England began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared... and even dessert." 

Then the man from France spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told her that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, and also do the cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries. 

The fellow from Canada was married to an enlightened woman from the prairies... He sat up straight, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning. Well the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye.

(This raises issues. I was undecided about including it and the first time I heard it, the speakers were 3 women. Is humour about dv ever permissible? What if it is directed at bogan guys and shows empowerment of women? Comments?)

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Corn Corner:

"Soon after marriage, a lady's husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. She asked, 'Why don't you ever wear your wedding band?' He replied, 'It cuts off my circulation.' She answered back, 'It's supposed to!'

"I got married to Miss Right. I just didn't realise her first name was 'Always'."