Funny Friday

I recently mentioned dyslexia in the context of something funny and thought to myself that that could be a theme for a Funny Friday. But let’s be clear about this: there is nothing funny about dyslexia!! Well, actually, there is. Dyslexia jokes use the condition as a springboard for word play humour which can be quite witty and amusing. So today’s theme is: dysexlia. dyslexia.

ROLF

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My girlfriend has left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.

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Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"I've got the big C,"he said.

"What, cancer?"

"No, dyslexia."

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I'm sick of these people who keep making jokes about dyslexia.

They’re not fanny.

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What's yellow and smells of urine?

The 'To Let' sign outside my dyslexic friend's house.

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I found a dyslexic mate covering his willy with boot polish at 3.00am Sunday morning when daylight saving ended. I said 'You idiot, you were supposed to turn your clock back!'

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My dyslexic mate got all angry when he'd tried texting me a crap joke and I replied with, "Bdum Tish."

He said, "Don't call me a dumb shit!"

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Gallery:

(From one of The Naked Gun movies)

Corn Corner:

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.

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I have duja ve.

It's the feeling you've been dyslexic before.

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Our dyslexic son has recently developed a fear of crocodiles. Every time he sees one, he gets so scared that he vomits.

We took him to a specialist for tests and apparently he's Lacoste intolerant.