Funny Friday

Countries celebrate Father’s Day on various days. The US, along with most countries, celebrates it on the third Sunday in June. Australia, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea and Fiji do it on the first Sunday in September.

Today’s theme: Father’s Day . . .

Caution: risque items included.

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As usual, my son said to me, "Dad, I'm sorry I forgot to get you something for Father's Day."

"That's okay, son," I said, "I forget things all the time too."

"Like what?" he asked

"Like the time I forgot to wear a condom and ended up with an ungrateful little shit in my life," I said.

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Girlfriend: Happy Fathers Day

Boyfriend: I am not a dad

Girlfriend: About that....

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Corn Corner:

Son: For $20, I’ll be good.

Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.