Funny Friday

Today's theme: Buddhists

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MGMT isn't actually an acronym, it's the word 'management' condensed to four letters.

It took me a while to discover that BDSM has surprisingly little to do with Buddhism.

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A Buddhist pays for his hot dog with a large note but receives no money back. He asks “Where’s my change?”, to which the vendor replies “Change must come from within.”

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There's a bloke in Hungary who goes round from door to door trying to convert people to Zen philosophy.

He's a Buddha pest.

(You may think this should be the Corn Corner item but trust me, the Corn Corner one is even cornier).

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After a 15 day trek through Tibet, I finally arrived at my destination.

I approached the orange robed Buddhist monk on the front gate to make sure.

"Excuse me brother", I said, "I have travelled many miles. Can you tell me, is this the Buddhist Temple of the Forgotten Vow of Silence?".

He replied, "It is weary traveller. Come in and......oh, for fucks sake!"

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Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Corn Corner:

A monk was driving in India when suddenly a dog crosses the road. The car hit and killed the dog. The monk looked around and, seeing a temple, went to knock on the door. A monk opened the door. The first monk said: "I'm terribly sorry, but my karma ran over your dogma."