Byter Vince sent me a couple of cartoons that had me chuckling. One of them was about neighbours and that is the theme for this Friday. Some more neighbours humour next week.
I couldn't find a copy of Vince's cartoon on the net so here is a photo of it instead . . .
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Our neighbour's dog shat in our garden, so my mum told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.
I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog shit in our garden and the neighbours have our shovel.
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My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.
She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.
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A little girl was in her garden filling in a hole when her neighbour looked over the fence.
He politely asked, "Hi! What are you up to there?"
"My goldfish died," replied the girl tearfully, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbour was amazed. "Isn't that an awfully big hole for a goldfish?"
The little girl tamped down the soil and replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
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Corn Corner:
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that?! 2:30am!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums…
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