I will be away from my computer for a few days after this post so I take this opportunity to wish you all a safe and peaceful Easter break.
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I have previously posted some humorous items about Easter, you can read them by clicking on:
Three good items from that post worth repeating:
What did Jesus say to his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross?
"Don't touch my Easter eggs, I'll be back on Monday."
For Easter I made my girlfriend a life-size model of a bunny rabbit purely from my own belly button fluff.
But it was creepy apparently.
Turns out she really wanted a 'Lindt' Bunny.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was upset that his mum never got him any Easter eggs.
She said, "I thought that you didn't like Easter anymore!"
Arnie replied, "I still love Easter baby!"
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Here are some newer items, on the theme of Easter Island . . .
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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnnies
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How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one, after that it’s not empty any more.
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