My friend Graham had a hip replaced last Monday so today’s Funny Friday is dedicated to him. Get well soon, amigo.
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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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We call our grandad "Spiderman".
He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.
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A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD'?"
His granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
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Corn Corner:
Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
or is it just one of Granny's myths?
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