I heard a comment not long ago that Mozart's Hell was a roomful of piano accordions. That may be a bit unkind, even if the accordion is the geeky nerdy one of the musical instrument world. Here are some other views on the instrument . . .
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A gentleman is a person who can play the accordion but doesn't.
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Honda have just created a new small car that can be stretched out to make it bigger if you have extra passengers.
They've called it the Honda Accordion.
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Q: What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?
A: People cry when you chop up an onion.
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Q: What's the range of an accordion?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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Q: What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
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Q. What do you get when you toss an accordion off a tall building?
A. Applause.
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A man parks his car in a rough part of town with two accordions on the back seat, forgetting to lock the back door.
When he returns, there are three accordions.
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Corn Corner:
My girlfriend left me the other day..
Accordion to her I make tune many musical puns.
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