Funny Friday

Some more IKEA humour . . . 

Caution: risque content

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I was making the bed this morning when I thought to myself, "That's the last time I buy a bed from Ikea."

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I found thousands of letters in my postbox today.

That's the last time I order a dictionary from IKEA.

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I bought a suppository from Ikea.

I had to put it up myself.

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If Ikea made instructions for everything . . .

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The waiter said, "Your table will be ready shortly."

This is the last time I'll be going to Ikea's restaurant.

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I called my wife today and said, "I bought that table you asked me to get from Ikea today."

She said, "Have you made it up?"

I said, "Yes... I forgot, I'll get it tomorrow."

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Limerick Spot:

A tone-deaf old person from Tring

When somebody asked him to sing,

Replied, "It is odd

But I cannot tell 'God

Save the Weasel' from 'Pop Goes the King.' "