Funny Friday

Caution: risque language and content

Having posted an item during the week about life lessons learned from the Wizard of Oz, I wondered if there were any humorous items about the Wizard of Oz. I was only able to locate one in written format that was anywhere near funny but quite a number of visual items, some more funny than others. So here we go . . .

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The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard. 

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" 

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage." 

"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?" 

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a brain." 

"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?" 

Up stepped George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." 

"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE." 

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" 

"Is Dorothy here?"

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Limerick Spot:

There was a young girl in the choir

Whose voice rose hoir and hoir

Till it reached such a height

It was clear out of seight,

And they found it next day on the spoir.