Funny Friday

What better for Funny Friday?...

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"The Pope said he was stepping down at age 85 because he could no longer handle the job physically. To which Lance Armstrong said, 'I've got some stuff that can help you with that.'" 

–Jay Leno

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"With the Pope retiring, more than 100 cardinals will sequester themselves in the Sistine Chapel to choose the next Pope. They'll send out white smoke if they've chosen somebody, black smoke if they haven't chosen somebody, and a text message when they find out that it's 2013." 

–Jimmy Fallon

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"The Pope said that at age 85 he cannot physically go on. Meanwhile, Hugh Hefner is going to be 87 and he just married a 26-year-old. So much for that celibate lifestyle!" 

–Jay Leno 

"Pope Benedict announced he's retiring. This is a pretty dramatic change. It means he will go from wearing a robe all day to wearing a robe all day." 

–Conan O'Brien

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Another Catholic gets the job of Pope again.

I intend to take this up with the EU Minister of Equality. 

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Limerick Spot:

A young violinist from Rio

Was seducing a lady named Cleo.

As she took down her panties

She said, "No andantes;

I want this allegro con brio!"

(Translation:

Andante: at a walking pace 

Allegro con brio: fast, with spirit)