Today’s theme: Art
How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to say "Huh! My four-year old could've done that!"
An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late - bringing perfection with every stroke of his paint brush. As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of the female body and was able to really make his paintings shine.
After a month, the artist had become very weary from this non-stop effort and decided to take it easy for the day. Since his model had already shown up, he suggested they merely have a glass of wine and talk - since normally he preferred to do his painting in silence.
They talked for a few hours, getting to know each other better. Then as they were sipping their claret, the artist heard a car arriving outside. He jumped up and said, "Oh no! It's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!"
VAN GOGH'S RELATIVES
The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ...
---> U. Gogh
The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white ...
---> Hue Gogh
The real obnoxious brother ...
---> Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes ...
---> Gotta Gogh
The uncle who worked at a convenience store ...
---> Stop N. Gogh
His dizzy aunt ...
---> Verti Gogh
His domineering aunt...
---> Vira Gogh
The cousin who moved to Illinois ...
---> Chica Gogh
His magician uncle ...
---> Wherediddy Gogh
The cousin who lived in Mexico ...
---> Amee Gogh
He also had a Filipino relative ...
---> Grin Gogh
The nephew that drove a stage coach ...
---> Wells Far Gogh
The uncle who was constipated ...
---> Can’t Gogh
The aunt who loved ballroom dancing ...
---> Tan Gogh
His ornithologist uncle ...
---> Flamin Gogh
His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyist ...
---> E. Gogh
His cousin who loved tropical fruits ...
---> Mang Gogh
And he had an aunt who taught the power of positive thinking ...
---> Whey Too Gogh
His bouncy young nephew ...
---> Poe Gogh
His Disco-loving sister ...
---> Go Gogh
And his niece, who's been traveling the U.S. in a van ...
---> Winnie Bay Gogh
His energetic cowboy nephew
---> Giddup N Gogh.
His brother who married Florence Smith
---> Gogh with the Flo.
His great-grandmother
---> Longga Gogh
His nearsighted Scottish detective uncle
---> Mr. McGogh
His tentatively intimate kissin' cousin
---> Touchin' Gogh
His fashion conscious daughter, all dressed up
---> N.Noeirta Gogh
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