Funny Friday

Today, some Jewish humour. . .

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "Please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to Heaven and says: "He had a hat!"

Caution:  Risque language -

It’s the postman’s last day before retiring.  When he gets to Mrs Cohen’s house she opens the door, asks him to come inside and takes him to the kitchen where she gives him a bowl of chicken soup.  When he has finished the soup she takes him upstairs, where she proceeds to make love to him.  Afterwards she gives him a 5 dollar bill. The postman is confused and says “Mrs Cohen, you have given me chicken soup, made love to me and now you give me a five dollar note.  I’m puzzled.”  She replies: "Ahhh,  this morning I told my husband that this was your last day and I asked what we should give you.  He said ‘Fuck him, give him five dollars,’ but the soup was my idea.”