Quote: Groucho Marx

When Groucho Marx enquired in the 1930's as to membership of an American country club, he was advised that the club had a restricted membership policy, that is, it did not allow Jews to become members.  The club offered to waive its no-Jews rule for Groucho provided he abstained from using the swimming pool.  Groucho, married to someone who was not Jewish, remarked “My daughter’s only half Jewish, can she wade in up to her knees?”